The Batiri and Sinn Bodhi Really Are Confident

The Batiri and their evil lord, Kizarny, working over Mantis. They have a thing against insects.

Via Craigslist

Yes, that links to a Craigslist article. Yes, it was posted by the Kizarnival. Yes, it's promising to sell three bronzed ant skulls. Here's the whole listing:

We are selling 3 Authentic Bronzed Human/Ant skulls brutally removed off a colony of wrestlers. These rare collectables weigh approximately 3.7 lbs. EACH

These items are 100% original and can be proven with a certificate of authenticity UPON REQUEST.



Serious buyers only please.

Price for all 3 skulls: $9950 CASH. (OBO)
Can not be purchased individually.
We will not accept Personal Checks/Pay Pal/Money Orders/Food Stamps/I.O.U's
WE WILL NOT SHIP THESE ITEMS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Email us for more info.
Thank You



The image below is NOT an actual rendering but a mere example of what it may look like after KOT.
(THESE ARE NOT HUMAN/ANT HEADS. THEY ARE EMPTY HUMAN/ANT SKULLS. THE FLESH, BRAINS, EYE BALLS & TONGUE WILL BE EATEN BY KOBALD AFTER THE BATIRI CELEBRATE THEIR KOT VICTORY. SALE DOES NOT BEGIN TIL MIDNIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 16TH.)

Seriously, it's stuff like this why I love Chikara, and why I love pro wrestling in general. Tell me that if Craigslist was around in the '80s that there wouldn't be a bunch of listings like this in Memphis. Well, maybe not as macabre as this one, but you get the point.

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