Friday, February 25, 2011

The Latest TNA Spoiler Proves That Eric Bischoff Is a Big Fat Liar

Smug (l) and out of touch and crippled (r)
Photo Credit: TNAWrestling.com
Click to read... spoilers ahoyEric Bischoff is a guy who rails against the "stupidity" of dirtsheet writers, the nebulous body known as the "Internet Wrestling Community" and anyone who doesn't eat his home cooking bite for bite. From a cursory glance at his Twitter page, it seems like anyone who questions him or his company should just shut up and enjoy the product rather than being so analytical about things. Bischoff says he doesn't give a shit about the IWC, and he says that neither do Dixie Carter, Hulk Hogan or anyone else who works for TNA. If that's the case, one, why do they employ Vince Russo, a man who admits that he does nothing but book for the Internet, (oops, I just got another TNA employee fired, sorry!), but more importantly, why did they just spend the closing seconds of Impact last night and the main event of next week's Impact, also taped last night in Fayetteville, NC, catering to the whims of this mysterious and apparently sharing-one-mind IWC?

In case you don't know what I'm talking about, TNA ripped off the Undertaker 2/21/11 promo videos for the return of Sting last night on Spike. The videos hyped his return next week, which according to spoilers, leads to him defeating Jeff Hardy for the TNA World Championship. The whole ordeal is based off the idea that TNA is delivering what the WWE couldn't, the Icon, Sting. The whole problem with that premise is that the WWE never promised Sting, was never in really serious talks with him and made those hype videos with Undertaker and, as we found out Monday, Triple H in mind. All the speculation about Sting came from the IWC, this community of fans who contrary to popular belief amongst the haters, doesn't share the same mind and actually has as many different opinions about wrestling as it has different people. It was chatter that sprang up from people who had too much time on their hands to create Photoshop images marrying Sting to the idea of fighting to end The Streak. It was spread by people who had no affiliation with WWE, myself included, as evidenced by several posts of mine, including this one. I'm not going to apologize for speculating, mainly because I never passed off those posts as fact, but I'm also never going to pretend that because I fell for the hysteria, that I was speaking for WWE and thus have a right to feel angry that they didn't deliver on Sting to take on Undertaker.

Still, the fact remains that any hype surrounding that was created by fans, not by the WWE. So even a knowing smirk type flash scene by TNA as a jab at WWE for the Sting hype would be disingenuous. However, a total rip-off job, followed by strapping him for the show to happen the week after as a way on capitalizing on the heat generated by his name? Yeah, that's pandering so transparent that in-character Chris Jericho would be too embarrassed to point it out due to how obvious it was. For as standoffish and aloof as Bischoff and crew seem to be concerning us Internet fans, they really, really love trying to book to our sensibilities. If not, then why would every angle have some kind of shooty-personal aspect to it? If not, then why would they be trying to lure the smark-ass smark fan back in by promising to refocus attention the X-Division? If not, then why air the blatant rip-off video and push Sting like 1997 Bret Hart SHOULD have been pushed upon arriving in WCW?

This is just another reason why TNA will never get ahead as long as Carter continues to administrate the company and as long as liars and frauds like Russo and especially Bischoff continue to sabotage it from within while spreading smug vitriol to all those who dare question it in public. TNA has longed for an identity for years now, and this continual baiting of a market leader that doesn't even acknowledge them as a legitimate competitor only makes them look bush league in the process. If they spent half as much time trying to build a legitimate wrestling company, built off its own homegrown stars and complemented by free agents to give star power instead of being built around castoffs and using the homegrowns as job fodder as they did trying to troll the WWE, they'd be a force to be reckoned with. Instead, they're just a pathetic company with pathetic leadership trying desperately to gain the approval of a body of fans that they purport to hate.

You just can't make this shit up.


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